What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 27.06.2025 16:14
They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Freaks and Cheeks
What do you remember that 95% of us have forgotten?
Still no good
Analysis & Anal Cysts
No way
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
No go.
Did you swallow cum the first time you sucked a penis?
Everyone loved it.
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Next, they tried...
Nuts and Butts
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Hysterias & Posteriors
Still no good.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Then came..
Poor appetite? What that can mean and how to get hungry again - The Washington Post
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Minds and Behinds
Young researcher’s ALS attack plan is now a no-go - Harvard Gazette
So they tried
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Catatonics & High Colonics
In NBA Finals, Thunder vs. Pacers reinvigorates league’s competitive soul - Andscape
So, the docs changed it to read
Just Forget it!
Loons and Moons
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Unacceptable again!
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Travis Hunter gets his full $30.57 million signing bonus up front - NBC Sports
Another attempt resulted in ...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No, not a chance
'2nd Jupiter' exoplanet seen 60 light-years away photo of the day for June 23, 2025 - Space
Thumbs down again.
share office space ...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...